Here\’s a question: would you miss out on listening to names like Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears shades inside your home. If you emphatically answered no, you\’re probably one of the countless silent Americans who don\’t really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music which actually has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (did you kiss a girl and did you like it?)
Pop Musicians are a dime a dozen and for the most part will be turning out songs such as factories crank out car parts or maybe fastfood restaurants crank out burgers. Wouldn\’t it be good to give ourselves some range, particularly something that spoke to the culture of game enthusiasts? Nerdcore doesn\’t pretend to be pop music, as well as that\’s the reason why it had good results amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It\’s music which is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of artists who are gifted yet not known. I do think it is time we gave Nerdcore some more \”air-time.\”
Listed here are six Pop Musicians that should be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:
Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core
Replacing: New Boyz
Although switching the \”S\” in boys to \”Z\” teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this band of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be forgotten by merely a few individuals, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist\’s mother and father. Their number 1 song on iTunes speaks volumes regarding how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
Met met a group of girls in a Escalade
They came with you and left with me
It is considered the lyrics were inspired by a combination of John Lennon\’s sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up…
Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme
Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements
P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo\’ Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy\’s name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990\’s.
P Diddy is a brand, a commodity…he\’s just been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His music has grown into more of an advertising tool, and he is more replaceable compared to any music performer not named Rebecca Black, albeit a bit less creative (at least she has her own original songs).
Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris
Replacing: Nicki Minaj
In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That\’s primarily based from the fact that she\’s the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though…all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.
Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here\’s hoping we don\’t have to…
Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker
Replacing: Jeremih
I bet you thought I was gonna propose replacing \”Eminem\” didn\’t you? Yet that would have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn\’t actually care what other individuals think…you\’d need to think that his enormous success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine musicians…but the executives making the decisions must think otherwise.
But, I digress, we\’re replacing Jerimih, the man who likes birthday sex and wants you down on him. He\’s incredibly popular, drives fancy vehicles and is a star. Hey, I\’m sold…the question is, just how many more singles would it take to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?
I thought I told you Imma star
You see the ice, you see the cars
Flashy lights, everywhere we are,
Live tonight, like there\’s no tomorrow
Painfully enough, we\’re still finding out.
Nerdcore Artist: Beefy
Replacing: T-Pain
I always remember T-Pain\’s debut single \”I\’m Sprung.\” A track dedicated to his wife, which in fact provided some unique understanding into the contradicting dynamics of (dare I say it) love.
Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I\’m on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win…no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He\’d be easy to replace – get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he\’d make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.
Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot
Replacing: will.i.am
He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one dude from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He\’s become one of the most notable producers/beat makers in the music industry. He\’s a God amongst girls working on their treadmills, searching for that extra boost to get them going (try this in case you genuinely wish to go big) yet to anyone searching for genuine songs, he\’ just another dude creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn\’t do it for anyone searching for a jolt of motivation or something that they could connect with (that\’s what music is supposed to do, remember).
Stepped up in the party like my name was \”that b***h\”.
All these haters mad because I\’m so established.
They know I\’m a beast, yeah I\’m a f**king savage
Haters you can kill yourself.
And so let it be written, let it be told…
Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is ready for more Nerdcore.
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